10 questions

OK, ok... I was supposed t post this a few days ago already, but then I got distracted working on my street credible blogger-ness, see post below.

Alrighty, a proof that I have readers! (that are not either related to me or close friends. I love you all, but I am now referring to people I have actually never met in real life)

Mary, who's blog I recommend reading if you understand Finnish, challenged me to answer 10 questions. These were asked in Finnish, so behold major translation skills (that sounds like a pretty lame superpower. I think the hero is called "translat-o-man" and wears beige polyester suits and has a slight combover. It's not a really noticeable one as he is a superhero after all)

Anywho, here goes:

1. If you were a nail polish, which colour would you be and what would it be called?
The colour is obvious, green. No question about it. But not one of those trendy minty or neon greens,
more like a "BLAM-in-your-face-OMG-that's-really-green". It would be called "diddly-diddly" after St.Patrick's day (DUH, obviously)

2. Your home is on fire, what one thing would you rescue?
OK, so I am going to assume that Chris and the cats are already safe, because this would be a pretty boring answer otherwise. The one *object* I would rescue would probably have to be the photos. I can call them one object as they are actually on the external hard drive. We've travelled a lot and I take a ton of photos, I'd hate to lose all of them.

3. A dream you haven't yet fulfilled - and why?
Going to Egypt. I've been fascinated by ancient Egyptian culture since I was a little kid. (I even have a related tattoo, that's how geeky I am about this) It's a life long dream to one day go and see all the places I've read about. Why haven't I done that yet? I want to take my time when I get there, I don't want to go for a week and rush through it all. I'm not in a hurry either, one day. (not gonna lie, there's the nerdy side of me that doesn't think I know enough yet, so I need a few more years of studying first)


4. If you could travel back in time and give one piece of advice to your teenage self, what would it be?
Stop wasting your time doing what other people want you to do and decide for yourself.

5. Let's say you get into a bar fight. You can choose five people to help you. Who do you choose? (Fictional or real)

Ooh, a good one! OK, I better make this count...
Alexey "the red scorpion" Ignashov 

(ask a) Ninja

King of cosmos

The Phantom

Batman


6. A night at home or a night on the town? Why?
They both work, although I have to say that "night on the town" does not mean the same thing it did a few years ago. Now it means a really nice dinner (and a cocktail, and some red wine, maybe some port with dessert...)

7. What are you afraid of?
Sharks. Shit, those things creep the hell out of me. Seriously, worse than spiders.

8. If you were to get an animal, what would you get and what would you call it?
Rescue panther. I would call him Bob.

9. Are you picky? About what?
Maybe... OK, I am picky about certain things. Shoes - extremely picky. Meat - I don't like fatty meat, so I cut out the yucky fatty parts. Colours - seriously, things need to coordinate.

10. Favourite TV show and why?
South Park. Why? Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics (season 3, episode 15)

The end.

P.S. Unrelated photos are unrelated.